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Underwear Nerd’s Rise To Power: Underwear Nerd and the Booger Boys Book 3

UNDERWEAR NERD AND THE BOOGER BOYS DO IT AGAIN BOOK 3  Underwear Nerd (aka Quigly T. Fartleroy) rules the fourth grade and the school with his disgustingly amazing fartastic blasts of air. But how did he arrive at such power? Where did it all start? Underwear Nerd's best friend, Cecil Whifter, takes us back to the beginning, to the day Quigly began his rise to power-the day he was Continue Reading...

Up The Tree House–POETRY BY GARY WITTMANN

Poems and drawings to delight young and old with laughter around the world by Gary Wittmann Gary is an storyteller, award winning recording artist with the cd from itune called Creating the Circle of Stories, Poetry and Poems. He is an author, poet and puppeteer. He is known for his art work and illustrations. Come join Gary's quirky world of poetry. All books are autograph.  NOW Continue Reading...

Ninja Chicken Humor story for 9 years and up COLONEL SANDERS SAID “HE DIDN’T LIKE THE BOOK.”

How does the Ninja Chicken take care of the noise in the barnyard? What is the noise that wakes up the family for three nights? Now is the time to find out the true story behind the Colonel Chicken. Check out the Barnyard. Looks over the pictures carefully. NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY THIS Continue Reading...

The Birthday Dragon For Addison PARTY

Unlike the big, scary dragons that she lives with, Serafina is a kind, happy little dragon not much larger than a lizard. Instead of breathing out billows of smoke and flames, Serafina breathes out just enough fire to light a birthday candle or two. The other dragons make fun of Serafina’s silly, not-at-all scary job, but Serafina knows that bringing happiness to others is the best job of Continue Reading...

Hobbeyahs Monster’s Scary Story (children 6-12 but adults like it too)

The original story is by Jacobs and was very bloody and gory.   https://youtu.be/s9tgAHS9wtQ   HIT THIS LINK TO HEAR THE AUTHOR TELL THE STORY.   i HAVE TOLD THIS STORY FOR 27 YEARS IN SOUTHERN INDIANA, WESTERN KENTUCKY, AND SOUTHERN ILLINOIS.   Gary Wittmann has taken that story and weaved his version for the past 20 years as a professional storyteller.   Hobbeyahs are the monsters that Continue Reading...

Paleo Diet Super Food Plan, Bonus Book: How to Lose Weight in a Healthy Way that can CHANGE YOU LIFE IN SMALL STEPS. (Paleo Diet Series)

Limited Time Offer: Bonus Book  SIGN UP FOR BONUS BOOKS AT  http://www.getspecialbonus.com/cookingtips/ Paleo Super Food Diet Plan 4 Questions about the Paleo Diet What are the key concepts of the Paleo Diet Meal Plan Framework? What are the key assumptions of the Paleo Diet Meal Plan Framework? What are the key values of the Paleo Diet Meal Plan Framework? What are the key Continue Reading...

30 Days of Coloring Books for Kids and Adults Vol.2 SNOWFLAKES: Snowflakes

Everyone remember the fond memories of COLORING as a child and the fond memories of SNOWFLAKES in the winter. Now you can have both with the 30 Days of Coloring Books for Kids and Adults. This is volume 2 called Snowflakes. Check out the series from Gary Wittmann 30 Days of Coloring Books for Kids and Adults NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY THIS BOOK Continue Reading...

Rooster and The King India Folk Tale

Limited time only--Free Audio Book download The Rooster finds a bright shining object. The King wants it. The story is about how the Rooster goes through a series of problems to get to the bright shining object. This story is on the CD by Gary and Christopher Wittmann called Creating the Circle of the Stories, Poetry and Songs. This CD was a National Dove Award Children CD. You Continue Reading...

Fifth Grade Timothy Bottom’s Rules Understanding Bullies (Bully Series): Bullies Series

Have you ever been bully? If you had a speech problem or was small and others bothered you. This book is for you.  When fifth grader Timothy Bottoms goes to school on the first day wearing his older brother’s red tie and gray vest , he endures a day full of insults by the school’s biggest bully, Devin. But Timothy is determined to wear the same tie and vest every day of fifth Continue Reading...

Geese In The Courtyard–Great book for kids in school.

The kindergarten class at Eastmont Elementary School is excited when a mother goose decides to build her nest and lay her eggs in the school courtyard.   It’s so much fun to watch her get ready for her new family, and so exciting when the adorable baby goslings finally hatch!   There’s just one problem: the mother goose can fly—but her little ones aren’t old enough Continue Reading...